is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
She needs sedatives and a leash
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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