we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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