Me too!
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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