When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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