So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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