I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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