did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I can't turn off my feet"
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Shame is for Republicans.
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