So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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