I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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