I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I can't turn off my feet"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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