When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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