so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
No subtext here. People are naked.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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