She's JV to your varsity
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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