When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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