I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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