Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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