I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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