He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
And my parents said I crawled through the house
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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