After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
The air was thick with penises
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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