I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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