I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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