Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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