You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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