Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
this boner is exhausting
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I stole a fireplace last night.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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