Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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