she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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