normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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