ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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You. Win. At. Life.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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