I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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