fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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