Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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