you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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