Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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