i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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