ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
he told me I talked like a deaf person
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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