Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Drake has all the answers
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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