We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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