i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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