I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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