Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Small penises have feelings too.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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