I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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