Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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