hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
