I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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