That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Randomize
