just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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