it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I see more hoeing in ur future
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