She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Randomize
