Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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