Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I can't put those talents on a resume
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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